NO UTILITY COIN

The Less It Does, The More It Pumps

Introducing $NUC
The most honest token in crypto.
No roadmap. No whitepaper.
Just vibes and memes.
Scroll to waste your time wisely. 😁

Day 9000 of waiting for utility. My bones upgraded to L2.

Fundamentals? Nah. I just hear voices when the chart blinks.

Utility knocks. I slam the door and buy more nonsense.

Whitepapers put me to sleep. Memes give me dreams.

I did my research. It was stupid. I aped in.

The dev has no idea what’s happening. That’s bullish.

Utility betrayed me. Memes paid my rent.

I saw the light. It was a frog in a vortex.

Down 99%. But I gained inner peace and frog memes.

It does literally nothing. My portfolio is clapping.

Logo funny = instant conviction. Facts are irrelevant.

Pitch decks make me yawn. $NUC makes me wheeze-laugh at 3AM.

No roadmap. No team. Just that perfect giggle-to-rug ratio.

I reached enlightenment after I stopped chasing use cases and started hoarding frog pics.

Rugged 7 times. But my aura’s undefeated.

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